The cat has just caught me masturbating, when I say caught I mean in the literal sense of the word! I thought she was curled up on the end of my bed, but no, she was watching every slight movement and pelvic thrust and soon pounced on my hand through the duvet! That soon put an end to that spot of fun eh?! Please, no jokes about troublesome pussies.
She has now ventured downstairs and I can hear her frantically scrabbling at the kitchen door. Bloody cat.
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