Thursday, 27 December 2007

Pornographic Friendship? Not gonna work!

I am absolutely gutted! Mum has now informed me that she is no longer going to Exeter tomorrow. She also added “That hasn’t ruined any of your plans has it?”
“Nope, don’t worry about it” was my response. “Of course it bloody has! I wanted a good shagging, do you know how long it’s been?! I can’t take much more!!!” Is what I should have said, but I didn’t think that would go down too well! She would probably never leave Drew and I alone in a room again!
I made a start on Richard Hammond’s book today so that I could get one out of the way, plus I know that mum will want to read this one! I must say, it appears to be a good read and I couldn’t put it down!
Later, I text Drew to make him aware of the changes to tomorrows schedule and his response was “You’ll have to keep your moaning down then!” I was so looking forward to finally being able to scream out as well! He then suggested having sex bent over the (very creaky and old) bed, I think (hope) he was joking - what with my leg!
At about 9 pm Tim started to text yet again. He was doing his usual thing and going on about being lonely and desperately trying to flatter me (he knows compliments are my weakness!) and to win me back. I had to tell him that I don’t believe long distance works and that we would have to stay as friends. Next thing I know, he is demanding a picture and quite happily sending me one of his fat knob. I don’t think he quite understands how to be friends with a female without the need to shag!
I sent him one picture back of my dripping pussy and said to him that was all he would be getting (ever) and that we had to remain as friends not partners. He ended it by saying “OK, change baby to sweetie. Night buddy.” When will he ever give up?!

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