Drew came over this morning for a couple of hours. He really cheered me up in more ways than one! I had informed him yesterday of the fact that today was “World Orgasm Day” and surprisingly he hadn’t forgotten and was determined to let me get in on the action! Unfortunately mum was at home, so we couldn’t exactly “get jiggy with it”, however we improvised, or rather he did! His hand managed to creep down to my already wet pussy and teased my clit. I wanted to scream as his fingers twitched inside me, but had to suffice with biting down on his shoulder, I had to leave my mark somehow! We leapt apart when we heard something near the door, we both thought that my mother was going to come bursting through the door at any moment, however was somehow glad that it was the cat who broke in and pushed the door wide open! I rapidly covered up and that was obviously the end of our fun for the time being.
After Drew had left my best friend, Leah, phoned me for a chat and to see how my recovery was going. We hadn’t spoken for a couple of weeks, so both had plenty to talk about to fill in the gaps! She mentioned at the end of the call that it was Callum’s 40th birthday soon. She is completely oblivious to mine and Callum’s near history and is also unaware that he fancies me. Following our conversation I decided to text Cal to wish him a happy birthday and to wind him up about the milestone! He then phoned me. We just chatted about my break up from Dale and Leah’s brothers approaching wedding and baby (neither of us can quite believe it!). He also mentioned how he had missed talking to me as he had deleted my number to avoid temptation and to evade the risk of Dale finding any messages. We agreed that we could text each other, however must not allow it to get too frisky as it used to.
Later my phone rang again (my, I was popular today!) and when I saw the name my heart plummeted, along with my stomach. Dale. I took a deep breath and did the usual, pressed silent. I waited for what seemed a lifetime before the message came through and listened feeling rather sick.
“I need the child (car) seat. You have a week to deliver it to me otherwise I will have no choice but to report it to the police as stolen.”
I felt terrified as I knew he was friends with several local policemen. But how ridiculous! The car seat he is referring to is a crappy polystyrene block that loosely resembles a child’s car seat, it is not even the right size for the kid! I imagine it would probably be worth no more than a couple of quid and that the police would simply laugh him out of the station, but it’s just the thought of having police coming knocking on my door to arrest me! I am not the sort of girl who would ever get arrested!!!
I phoned up Rich, our minister, to inform him of the phone call which he laughed about and said that he was still very much delirious about the whole situation. Richard told me how him and Dale weren’t exactly on friendly terms at present and it would appear that Dale has also now fallen out with the couple from upstairs. He went on to explain that he had been out bowling with the church and the couple in question were at the alley and didn’t seem too keen on discussing Dale, not in a friendly manner anyway. Rich ended the call saying that he would try to find someone to come over and collect the kids car seat.
Later in the evening my work phone beeped at me saying I had a message, I half expected it to be Drew as he usually texts me on this number, however it was Tim. What is it about this time of the year that brings exes out of the wood work?! This was the third ex to contact me today!
Tim - “Hey how are you? x”
Me - “I’m ok thanks, and you? x”
Tim - “Yeah I’m cool. Howz love life and stuff? x”
Me - “All ok. Going out on a date in a min. But I wil be taking things slow this time! My leg is still in the cage for another two and a half months. And you? x”
Tim - “Still alone x see should have stayed with me x”
Me - “Yes but it would have been difficult getting together especially with me not driving at the mo. I saw that my ex-husband contacted you. Has he hassled you since? x”
Tim - “No lol”
Me - “Good! Thanks for saying what you did. x”
Tim - “That’s ok.”
Soon after that tennis match of messages, Drew arrived to take me out to the cinema. We went to see the new Disney film, Enchanted, I didn’t think that he would be into that sort of film, but he seemed to enjoy it. Either that or he made out he did to impress me! Whilst we were in the cinema he had his hand on my leg slowly stroking me when I stretched my leg out. As I did this there was an almighty “Twang” noise and he jumped a mile! I had never seen his hand move away so fast (not even when we thought mum was going to walk in!). I was creased up with laughter as I tried to explain (quietly) that my skirt had caught on the cage, but that I was fine and didn’t feel it. It took a while for me to stop laughing, I seem to have a slight problem whereas if I start laughing at something, I generally don’t stop!
When we got home Drew came in and we sat in the lounge having a drink and chatting. Mum came downstairs to greet us and asked if I wanted anything to eat. All I said was “Not at the moment, but I might have a nibble on something in a while.” She obviously took this the wrong way and rushed back upstairs saying that she would leave us to it! It’s no wonder I have a filthy mind!!!
Drew said that he was going over to Jennie and Lou’s house tomorrow, so I made the most of the opportunity and asked him to play Santa and deliver their gifts for me. He was fine with that and left with a box full of Christmas presents.
I have now fathomed out my wages cock-up. A couple of months ago before my second operation, my regional manager had authorised me to go back to work for three weeks part time, however so that I could get paid, they had to reduce my contracted hours. It would appear that they have not raised my hours back to full time meaning that I am very much out of pocket. In order to get this corrected I have to ring the HR guy and payroll. Bloody typical that it has happened at this time of year, when Head Office shuts down for just over a week! Bah Humbug!!!
Much later, in the small hours of morning, Drew began texting me and we had text sex which cheered me up. Pity that mum was only in the next room, I couldn’t go all out with it!