A Quick Run-down of Past Relationships

Jim - When I was 13 I thought I was really grown up for having a boyfriend. I soon finished it with him when an innocent game of Monopoly nearly turned into a rape. The rumours soon got around my high school that he had raped me, when this was not the case. He just took things too far for me.
Brad - Again a high school romance. I think I was 15 at the time and starting to want a slightly physical relationship (kissing and maybe the odd fumble) by then. I finished it with him because he was too frigid and didn’t appear to want to be seen with me. After all this time, we now talk on line and are friends.
PC - We always had an on-off relationship through high school between the ages of 14 and 19/20. He ended up stalking me and used to travel 2 hours just to sit outside of my house. Nice. Strangely enough I don’t hear from him anymore!
Will - A local druggy who I thought I could change and help. I always had a soft spot for him as I knew that deep down that he was a softy. I couldn’t have been more naive even if I tried. I later found out that he had been drugging me and it was down to him that I became a heroin addict for a couple of months when I was 17.
Callum - My best friends very much married god father! Yes I really do attract them all and no it couldn’t be any more complicated! We ended up flirting (alot) and met up a couple of times, but we have never and will never have sex. I am very proud of myself about that, could have gotten very, very messy.
He is a lovely, bubbly guy though and a really good laugh to be around. He still fancies me, but we stopped texting each other when I got married. “It’s for the best etc.”
Tim - A guy I had a brief fling with from Bristol. He always expected me to travel the hour and a half journey to see him but never seemed willing to return the favour. He would use the excuse of not having enough money, however I could see his wages (through the means of work) and could see that it was not the case at all. He used to work in the Bristol store and each time I did a store visit or attended a meeting there since our break up, he would ignore me completely.
Kieron - A middle aged welsh shop fitter. He was doing up the store over the road from where I was working at the time and finally managed to convince me to go for a drink with him on his last night in town. I gave him my number and we flirted for quite a few weeks. I soon agreed to travel up north and spend a weekend with him, which is where I found out that he had a girlfriend and 2 young children back in Wales. Following that weekend I didn’t hear from him. Arsehole.
Dale - Met him online. Moved in with him three or four months later, got engaged seven months after meeting and was married one year and one month after meeting. Too fast, big mistake!
Found out he was smoking dope and he became a complete bastard and treated me and Jonathon like shit. I am now terrified of bumping into him on the street either on my own or with another man.
Drew - Well what can I say? He is the one I am currently in a tiz about! The only downside to him (so far) is his size and the fact he still lives with his ex. Other than that he treats me like a princess and is so lovely!