House hunting gone wrong

This is bloody typical of Lou. He promised me last week that he would pick me up to take me over to Taunton to see some houses together. As usual, he didn’t stick to his word.
I woke up at 8 this morning after only 3 hours broken sleep and realised I would have to get up and do something otherwise I would fall back to sleep. So I did just that, I got up and dressed, even got my face all dolled up for him. I then picked up my bag and went downstairs to wait for him. Whilst waiting in the kitchen I decided to try to impress him with my housekeeping skills and tackled the small pile of washing up. At this point it was about 9am and our first house viewing was booked for 10.
Lou never replied to my message a few days ago asking what time he was picking me up, but I presumed it would be around 9am to allow for traffic. But no, 9 came and went and there was no sign of him. At half past I sat down with a cup of tea and tried to phone him, nothing. I even sent him a message asking if he was up to much today, just to drop the hint that I was waiting for him, however making it subtle in case he had left his phone at home. I then admitted defeat, I knew deep down that he wouldn’t show up, but didn’t really want to believe it.
I lifted the phone once more and again failed to get hold of the man himself. So I made the dreaded call to the letting agent. My excuse was that my partner had sent me a message saying the car wouldn’t start, in reality he hadn’t even bothered to make an excuse.
This has seriously pissed me off for the day now, each time I hear a car pull up or hear a door bang, I run to the front of the house and glimpse out of the window secretly hoping I would see the hideous rust bucket of a car he drives. But so far nothing, and this is two hours after he should have picked me up. I know I should give up but it’s so hard!

My alarm woke me up at half 7. I shook Jennie’s arm to wake her up. “I heard it” was her muffled reply, which surprised me, she must have slept with her hearing aid in! Her son walked in and started to shake me awake “Daddy”, boy did that confuse my sleepy head! I instinctively told him to get out and get ready for school, which he completely ignored and continued to play in the bedroom. He finally got the message when Jennie shouted at him.
Jennie and I both got up and dressed and headed downstairs for the compulsory cup of tea. She went into the lounge and woke Lou up whilst I drank my cup of tea. I offered to get her young daughter dressed whilst she took her son to school. As she went out of the front door, I moved into the lounge to get the babies clothes on the coffee table. I hadn’t expected Lou to have woken up but as I reached over the baby gate to collect the clothes I heard his sexy morning voice “Kell that you?”
“Yeah, hey honey. You ok?” I replied.
“Get down here will you!” As he said that he grabbed hold of my wrist and pulled me down onto the sofa bed towards him. I leant down and gave him a kiss, as I pulled back, he leant up on his elbow and wouldn’t stop kissing me making me laugh with his efforts. I sat up and looked down at him smiling.
“I’ve got to get your daughter ready. And you need to get up and dressed as you have an appointment in half an hour.” He had an appointment with the local sexual health clinic. When Jennie mentioned it to me the previous night, I obviously panicked. But they both managed to talk me round and said that I wouldn’t be at risk (from when we had the threesome) and Lou confirmed it with me that he was mid treatment but it wasn’t infectious.
I stood up and he walked up behind me and embraced me. “Bend over the sofa” he snarled. This instantly turned me on.
“What about Jennie, she’ll be back soon” I muttered as he lifted my skirt. He pushed me down onto the sofa and started to rub his cock on my already wet pussy. “Forget about her” He said as he made his way into me. He trusted in deeper than ever, so much so it made me flinch with pain. He soon came and it was all over. He past me over a handful of tissues to clean up with. Then made his way upstairs with the baby to have a bath.
I took her clothes upstairs and peered around the door in the bathroom watching as he entertained her in the bath with some toys. I couldn’t help but wonder how he will cope with not seeing her every day.

We meet again...

Lou text me at about 8 am to say that he was on his way to get me and Jenny was still asleep when he left. I got myself up and dressed as fast as possible but not fast enough, I saw him drive past the house and turn around at the bottom of the road and before I knew it I had a message saying he was here. I picked up my phone and purse, through them in a bag and headed out of the door with a big smile on my face.
I got into the car and gave Lou a quick sneaky kiss (after checking that mum wasn’t watching from the window of course!) and we were off. He mentioned that they had still been arguing the previous night. I began to direct him a different route back to Taunton and he looked slightly baffled for a while, then I saw the little light bulb in his head flicker on as he realised I was directing him to a quiet secluded lane. We eventually pulled up at one of the crash gates of the local airbase, we glimpsed around for 5 minutes to check that no one was going to spot us and see what sordid things we were doing.
“I think we are safe” he said, just as a road sweeper moved up the runway just a couple of hundred yards away from where we were sat. He might not care about getting spotted, but I do! Especially as I used to live in the area!!! Once the little truck had moved on out of sight we both got out of the car, I looked down and saw that he was struggling to contain himself within his trousers. We kissed passionately as he pushed my back against the car door and I fumbled with his large package.
Before I could say anything his hands had moved down and he was undoing his trousers and spun me round to face the car. I bent over and lifted my skirt and he was soon fumbling around trying to find his was into me. I flinched as he thrust in for the first time, I forgot how large his member got and how tight I could be!
He knew exactly where to go to hit my g-spot and I came almost instantly. I could feel him throbbing deep in me and was glad there were no houses nearby, I let myself go completely and screamed out in pleasure which made him hold me closer and tighter and trusted even harder. I was in my element and was enjoying every minute of it. I felt him tense up and his legs shuddered against mine as he came.
We both stood up straight with him still firmly in me. I twisted round to face him and we continued to kiss with passion, he reached into the car and retrieve some toilet paper to clean up with which I accepted gratefully. After he slid himself out of me, we both straightened our clothes and sat back into the car.
“Thank you, that had been building up for a long time!” He said, the relief washing over his face.
“Why didn’t you just fuck your wife if you were getting that desperate?” I asked, curious as to how he would respond.
He said the right thing, “She’s not what I want. I only wanted you. I‘d rather have a wank than shag her.” Very smooth I thought, but still was not going to let myself get too drawn in by his lines, this relationship would be one more of convenience, I could never trust him to have a fully fledged relationship seeing as how we have started as an affair.
When we arrived at his and Jennie’s house, I went in and had a cup of tea and a fag with his wife. I couldn’t look her in the eye, I felt terrible knowing what I had just done is contributing to the breakdown in their marriage, not only that, I had betrayed one of my best friends. After we had sat down for 5 minutes and listened to her and Lou bicker about him taking the car (which he pays for anyway) we loaded her son into the car and headed off to church. I know, it’s ironic, straight after betraying my friend and shagging her husband, I still wanted to go to church!
We arrived in the church driveway and Jennie kindly parked so that I had to get out of the car onto deep mud. Nice. I stopped off outside the church porch for a final cigarette before going in and Jennie instantly asked me for one. She had only just been saying to both myself and Lou that she was going to give up and hadn’t had a fag for over 10 hours. Surprise, surprise she had given up giving up yet again, she was always the one who said it was really easy to give up, I think that she has just proved her theory wrong for the fifth time!
We entered the church and everyone started to slowly filter past me, each one stopping off to say hello and how much they had missed me. I could see the look of sympathy in their eyes. Everyone looked at me as if to say “I feel so sorry for you”, all I wanted to do was scream out and shout that I was fine and didn’t need anyone’s sympathy as I was better off on my own enjoying life and not having a suspicious, jealous tosser always watching my every move.
The worship was slow today and not that great, but after the service we all grouped together at the back of the building and sat drinking coffee. I was stood talking to Alicia, a middle aged woman who had stayed in touch via text message in my absence, when Pattie came up and tapped me on the shoulder. “Can I kiss this woman?” She said rather extravagantly and embraced me warmly whilst kissing both cheeks. As fast as she approached, she was gone! Me and Alicia looked at each other and instantly cracked up with laughter wondering what whirlwind had just past between us!
Jennie’s son started to play up, so we gathered our bags and started to make our way out of the church. Richard caught my elbow as I was trying to sneak past and he started to mention that I had been greatly missed in the church and it was good to see me etc… I soon escaped and collapsed into the passenger seat in the car.
When we pulled up and got into the house, we were both amazed to see Lou unpacking the shopping from his rucksack. He had only just gotten back into the house five minutes before us and it turned out he had walked up to Asda and made their 20 month old daughter walk along side him. Once the shopping had been unpacked Jen and I sat in the kitchen watching as he prepared a roast chicken and all the trimmings from scratch. Lou used to be a qualified chef and we both knew how good his cooking is. We both watched salivating at the delicious smells filling the kitchen, I ended up switching off to them as they were bickering constantly. Unfortunately for Jennie, I had to agree with Lou, I could see exactly where he was coming from on all of his points.
For the rest of the afternoon Jennie was sulking as Lou had made his point very clear to her that she doesn’t do enough around the house. Much later on, Jennie suggested that I stay the night, I glimpsed over at Lou to try to gauge his reaction to that, I said I would think about it but didn’t have a problem. I managed to grab Lou’s attention when Jennie got up to go to the loo and asked him what he thought I should do.
“You should stay, never know might be able to have another threesome, or just us alone tomorrow if Jennie goes out.” He said being rather optimistic. I knew that Jennie would not want a threesome and decided to approach the subject later when we were alone.
After lunch Lou went out cycling with the dog, and it was Jennie who started to talk about threesomes and foursomes.
“I’ve said to Lou that I wouldn’t mind another threesome, but not with another woman. He agreed and said if I found someone we could do it with another man.” She seemed a little bemused as she said this, “I just don’t know who I’d want with us. I have the same problem a you with Drew, there is no physical attraction and I’m worried about him squashing me!”
We both chuckled at that comment, I knew exactly what she meant, it was only his size that put me off wanting to commit into a relationship with him. I began suggesting different men in the area all of which she screwed her face up at the thought.
“Would it not be different if it was another foursome with me and Drew?” I suggested, getting my hopes up a little.
“No, I have told Lou if he wants to have another foursome, it needs to be with someone else.” She sounded very stern about this.
“So, if you don’t mind me asking, but what’s the difference with having a threesome with another man and a foursome with Drew and I?” I had to ask, I was curious as to whether she was suspicious of mine and Lou’s sordid affair, she may be starting to feel jealous of the attention he gives me.
That night they were still arguing and I ended up sat on the floor next to Lou (who was sat on the sofa) as he was trying to show me some different videos on his phone. Jennie was looking pretty pissed off with me and kept on glaring at me before moving over to join Lou on the sofa. She made it pretty clear that he was hers and not mine by the way she was desperately trying to cuddle up to him and grasping at his arm. She only looked more miffed when he didn’t respond and continued to play on his phone.
Jennie kept on complaining about being tired and having to get up early the next day. Both Lou and I remained hopeful that she would go on up to bed and leave us to our own devices but she wasn’t taking the hint.
We eventually gave up the waiting game, set up the sofa bed for Lou and Jennie and I headed upstairs to bed. I shut the bedroom door in the hope that it would stop the kids from walking in in the morning as we were both sleeping naked that night.

Plans for more sordid activities

I text Lou this afternoon to say that mum was dropping me off at their house just before 10am the following morning. He instantly replied saying he could come and collect me so that we could have some fun before arriving. Obviously, me being just as sex obsessed as he is I gratefully accepted his offer. Who wouldn’t accept early morning, thrilling sex in a car?!
I told mum that Lou was picking me up in the morning. And she was instantly curious as anyone would be. I managed to convince her that Jenny wanted to pick me up so that she could go out for a long drive and to give mum a break, however that Lou also wanted to pick me up so that he could get out of getting the kids up and ready for church! And mum believed that?! I know, shocking!

Talk of another Foursome!

I decided to follow up on my conversation from the previous night with Drew. He had been hinting about a fantasy of me with another woman. I would go back to how we first met, a foursome with Jenny and Lou. I text Lou as I knew that he would certainly be up for the challenge of persuading Jen to get involved.
I hadn’t heard anything from him for a good couple of hours and decided to text Jenny in the mean time, just a simple friendly message to see how she is and if their relationship had improved at all since their last argument. She soon text back saying “Hey mate, I have Lou’s phone. Drew wants to do another foursome?! My God! Pity he couldn’t get it up last time! Had a kids birthday party today, damn tiring!”
I felt my stomach plummet as it had last week when she had sent that message about me and Lou. Why did Lou have to leave his phone at home?! He was such an idiot, he knows I will only ever text him while he’s at work! Thankfully she didn’t seem to pay attention to the details of the message and the fact I had written “mwah” to show I was giving a proper kiss. I decided to ignore the message I had sent to his phone and continue the conversation in whichever direction she took it.
Me - “I know! He still struggles a bit but only because I insist on using a condom. He was fantasizing last night about me and my mate, but I told him that the only way he can see any lesbian action would probably be with me and you! How many kids were there? X”
Jen - “17 kids in the church hall. We said we weren’t going to do a foursome anymore. But since he can get it up now we might do it. Only maybe. What do you think? x”
Me - “Bloody hell! That’s a lot of kids! I don’t know. I wouldn’t do anything if you weren’t happy. I don’t want to ruin our friendship. Like I said in the message earlier, I don’t know how we could do it because of the cage. Unless one couple went downstairs and we swap after a while? X”
Jen - “We did say that we wouldn’t do it again. But you never know what happens in the future. X”
Me - “We’ll see, talk it through with Lou and have a think about it. If you don’t want to that’s fine. We may have to wait until after the cage comes off. Is it ok for me to come over next week? X”
Jen - “Yeah, should be fine. We would love to see you! X”

Lou was a no-show yesterday. To be honest, I wasn’t holding out much hope for him to turn up as he hasn’t appeared for the past few weeks. He text me first thing in the morning making his excuses about falling asleep, very typical of him.
Drew arrived at lunchtime to take me us to the midlands. He had driven all the way down to Somerset from his college in the midlands, which took him 3 hours! And now, he was driving all the way back up there! He must be mad, doing that just to get me to himself for one night !!!
When we finally arrived at the hotel, we sat in the car, shocked to see a large rat running across the car park and attempting to climb into someone’s car! Fills you with a whole lot of confidence, knowing there is an infestation right out side! Drew walked into the hotel with me and got us checked in but after taking me to the room he had to return to college. I walked outside with him so that I could have a cigarette before retreating back to the room and whilst out there got accosted by a middle aged business man. He obviously hadn’t seen that I was staying with someone and started looking me up and down and asked if I wanted to join him in the bar for a drink. I responded rather icily and explained that my boyfriend would be back soon. He got the message and rushed off inside to be consoled with a drink. I returned to the room and sat and waited with a cup of tea and the TV for company.
Drew got back from college about an hour later and was happy to see me, kissing me all over and laying me on the bed. I said to him that we needed to get something to eat before any other activities commenced! I had been texting Lou whilst he was at college and he continued to text when he returned. Lou and Drew ended up having a conversation together via myself and my phone, Lou was bragging that he was eating his homemade chilli (he used to be a chef, still a very good cook) and Drew was responding playfully “I’m here with Kelly and your not! I win!” Later in the night, Lou was telling me about some 4 bed houses near Bridgwater he had been looking into “in case things went tits up”. While Drew was in the shower I text him back asking if he was looking for such a big house to include me. He responded “You know what I would like”. It was at this point that I realised I was getting drawn in by his charm again and quickly deleted that message just as Drew was walking out of the bathroom. I replied saying that he was back, hoping that he would take the hint and behave for the rest of the night. He replied saying “ok, text me when your not banging!” I chuckled to myself and hid the message before Drew could read it.
He laid me on the bed and began to massage some deep heat into my back, stopping every so often to blow gently on my skin to intensify the feeling. I could feel his large hands slowly working their way further down my back before reaching down onto my thighs. He started to work, kneading deep into the tissue and then slipped his thumb in-between my legs.
I could feel myself starting to get wet, which he had also noticed and rapidly took advantage of the situation. With me still laid on my front from the massage, he rammed his tongue into my lips and began licking at my juices. I groaned with pleasure and glimpsed behind me to give him a dirty look which he seemed to enjoy. He turned me over and began to strip his own clothes revealing his large throbbing cock. He reached over and grabbed a fresh condom from the box and placed it over his bell end. He lay beside me and started to spoon me digging in real deep. He used such force that I had to clutch onto the bed sheet to stop myself from falling off the edge!

Caught in the Act!

Oh my God, Jenny knows about last night, and how much else she knows, I am oblivious! I was thrilled to see her name on my inbox when I woke up this morning as I haven’t heard from her for nearly a month, however my stomach went through the floor when I read the message.
“Hey hun. I hear that you have been having phone sex with my husband. How is the leg doing?” No kiss at the end, she really must be pissed off and I don’t blame her. Shit, what do you reply to that when you have just been caught cheating with one of your best mates husbands who you happen to have had a threesome with not long ago?! Bloody hell, what a mess!
I sat staring blankly at my phone for what seemed like an age. Shit. Seriously, what am I supposed to say?! “Hey honey, the legs doing great thanks and by the way, yes I am having an affair with your husband. See you soon mate!” No, I couldn’t put that. Firstly, I need to find out how much she knows and how!
I text Lou and he obviously wasn’t in the best of moods and he basically said she was being nosey and he told her that she had pissed him off. Apparently she only read the last message he sent me which could have been one saying he was mopping up his mess or the more innocent saying he was going to sleep but with lots of kisses.
Jenny then sent me another message explaining that she was sat right next to Lou and that she has read everything including what I was sending him now! Doh! How much of a plum did I feel? She added on the end “Why have you gone all shy? It’s not like you haven’t done it before!” Again, no kiss, this was bad, very bad. And what the hell does she mean “not like you haven’t done it before?!” Was she suggesting that I am a complete hussy and have led many husbands astray? Or does she know it wasn’t my first time having phone sex with Lou? Or maybe something else?
I had to try and figure out what was going on, swallowed hard and text Lou. “Tell me the truth, is Jen sat next to you?” “Yes” Shit. She wasn’t trying to trick me then and oh my God! What do I do?!!!
Next thing I know, she has sent me another message, “Hey mate, I am not offended that you text Lou. I found it really funny that he could have waited for me to get home! Sorry to put you in the middle! X” There’s a kiss, that’s promising, but “not offended”, what the fuck?! Unless perhaps she is trying to lull me into a false sense of security and is either going to invite me over or come here and beat the crap out of me? No Kelly, stop being paranoid!
I managed to gather all of my courage and compose a message. “I don’t believe that you are not offended. Yes I had text sex but that’s it. I know I am a crap friend for it and believe me, I feel shit. I’m sorry. X” I think I came across as well as I could in the circumstances!
Then came the phone call. Private number flashed up on the screen and I didn’t even need to think about who it could be, I knew it would be Jenny. I took a deep breath and answered it. There she was with her chirpy voice saying that she honestly didn’t mind! This was very different to the woman who only a few months ago was giving me the third degree about whether I had ever had feelings for her husband, and here she is now telling me this was fine?! I have never felt so confused.
Whilst I was on the phone to Jenny, Lou was texting me on my other number from upstairs. We were both saying how bizarre her reaction was and neither of us could predict what she would do next. However to both of our surprise, she just chatted on the phone to me full of smiles and just like a normal friendly chat. I have never felt so confused. Later Lou text me saying that if Jenny invited me over then I was to say yes and he would try to talk her into having another threesome. I really didn’t think that would be wise considering the circumstances! And thankfully she didn’t ask. I don’t know whether he tried to talk her round during the day or not, however it wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest if he tried. But he did say that he would try to come over tomorrow to see me.

I have a busy day ahead for once! I’ve managed to convince mum to drive me over to Bridgwater to see my boys in the shop and then onto Taunton, firstly to give Lou Dale’s car seat and then into the town centre to give Sasha her bags back.
It was the first time I had been to my own store in about five months! It was still standing and the shop floor didn’t look too bad thank God. I managed to truly freak out my new manager with my leg which I found highly amusing!
We then went on to the tip to see Lou. When we arrived, I got out of the car in the hope that mum would stay in it so that I could talk to Lou alone, but no, typically with my luck, mum stepped out of the car also. I didn’t know what to talk about with L, I sensed that he didn’t either as he kept looking around everywhere but at me. He later revealed to me that he couldn’t look directly at me as it was making him hard! We handed over the car seat and made a few quips about how he should leave it at work (the tip) as it looked as if it belonged there!
Following the visit to Lou, we went into town to see Sasha at work (and to deliver her bags). Whilst there the latest addition to the store team didn’t give off the best impression to me. She is supposed to be every managers dream and according to the Taunton manager, the best thing since sliced bread! Sasha’s allegations against her (to me) were proved right when I was in store, that she was constantly on the phone (non work related calls) and that she really doesn’t care for the job! Everyone can see that she is bad for the job, except for the manager! I am sure that the relevant people will realise when the shop starts to go tits up, which I predict won’t be long.
That night Lou started to text me. He started off by telling me about a huge row he and Jenny had just had resulting in her disappearing to a friend’s house! It was their usual argument about how Lou works his ass off to give her and the kids a comfy life however Jen sits around not doing much to help out, despite being a stay at home mum! I hate to say it, but it’s true. She really could do more at home. I know I should practice what I preach and believe me over the next few days I will definitely be changing that!
He soon moved the conversation onto sex and babies. He seems determined to have another baby, but with me. I’m not so sure that I could have a kid with a lying, cheating, scumbag, because at the end of the day, that’s what he is. We text for a couple of hours teasing and pleasing each other and generally having great text sex.
Things I really must do - Like yesterday or tomorrow will have to do!
Change bed sheets - cat peed on the bed earlier, so is now urgent!
Finish cleaning bathroom - Only the bath, tiles and floor to go!
Hoover my room - Flaky skin shows up far too well on a dark green carpet!
Washing up - I am home all day long and really don’t have an excuse!
Pack for the midlands - Yay! Two nights away, now which toys shall I pack?!

Not the 2nd!!!

Shit! I have just remembered Sasha’s (a very good friend I know through work) birthday. I figured I had better get online and e-mail her at least. It was whilst firing up the laptop that I suddenly twigged, what is today’s date?! I grabbed my phone and pushed down on the joystick waiting for the screen to power up and reveal the date and yes, there it was I had forgotten one of my best mates birthdays! As you can see above it is the 3rd, not the 2nd. Bugger! I swear this happens when you’re not working, you lose track of time, sanity and any form of normality you may or may not have had in the first place. I still sent her a belated birthday message by the ever-so faithful email system. Boy am I a crap friend or what?!
I decided that whilst I was online I had better check what appalling state my bank balance was in. After logging on, I had to do a double take! I had nearly £300 more than I had expected! Which was a very pleasant surprise considering the fact I didn’t even know what day it was five minutes ago! I loaded up the transaction page to find out where this mysterious money had come from, it was work, despite only paying me two weeks ago! The company had made major cock ups in the past whereby they had overpaid many employees, resulting in them having to pay back every single penny of the already spent money. I have had to deal with most of them, and believe me, it was not pretty. Now it was possibly happening to me and I wanted answers, fast!
I got on the phone to payroll and thoroughly confused the poor administrator on the other end of the phone, She ended up having to ask someone else and then read to me what had been written on my file. It turns out that this payment was to correct a previous cock up, sorry under-payment! Two weeks ago on the Christmas pay run, I looked at my payslip to discover that I was only being paid a third of what I had normally been getting whilst on sick leave. The company have obviously now realised their mistake and have corrected it, however still leaving me one day out of pocket. I was told that this was due to a missing sick note for just one day! This seems completely bizarre as it was for a Tuesday despite me always getting my sick notes to run from the Monday.

Four Potential Lovers - Eeek!

Managed to sleep until lunchtime today, which was much needed sleep! When I woke I had a couple of text messages waiting on my phone which thankfully didn’t wake me.
The first was from Tim. “Sweety please send me a pic of your boobs I’ll do anything x” He had sent this at quarter past eight in the morning so he must be desperate! It was only a few days ago that I had sent him a message saying that we needed to “just be friends”, how many friends send each other pictures of their private parts?! I actually managed to ignore that message, which I was very proud of myself for!
Later, Callum text me. “Hi Kell. Happy new year. Nearly got into trouble the other night. Should no better at my age! Haha. Text again soon as I’m working.” He was certainly right there! It turned out his wife came downstairs just as he was putting his work/flirt phone away and got suspicious. Really need to calm down the messages to him again.
Drew text me with his usual morning message asking how I had slept, I told him about the cat having cystitis and said I was glad to have the house to myself again (mum had gone back to work today). We spoke on the phone later in the day when he was on his way home from work. He kept getting cut off due to his rubbish network and after the third time I gave up and simply sent him a message saying “Your phone is shit!”
Also, Lou text me. It all started with me sending him an easy message asking if he knew anyone selling any cheap fridges and his response included his typical question, What are you up to? I told him that I was laid in bed with a head ache, I promise I had meant that message to be innocent!
Lou - “Headaches best cure is sex. You should have a play before sleep. You ok?”
Me - “LOL! Like the advise. Other than my headache I’m fine thanks!”
Lou - “Jen’s just gone to bed thank God. Doing my head in. Just stoked the fire up. Wish I was there now with you. Was so bitter today glad to be in the warm now though! When are you going to the midlands?”
Me - “Monday at some point. Not sure if Drew is picking me up during the day or in the evening, so you could still come over? What’s Jennie been doing?”
Lou - “Not a lot, that’s the prob. I’m bustin a gut out in the freezing cold and she hasn’t done the basics at home. I will try to come over, I’ve got a good excuse as I have to drop some bits off with a mate. Just hope she doesn’t put a dampener on it. I bet having the front door working has made a difference over the last few days?”
Me - “Hell yeah! Mum really appreciates it.”
Lou - “Its surprising how much it keeps the heat in. Can’t wait to heat me and you up! Just wanna be deep in you cuddled up.”
Me - “You’re gonna get me wet again Mr! Love it when your in real deep.”
Lou - “Oh yes! Should be special for us I’m holding back my best swimmers! Long time no see but I guarantee it will be worth it!”
He always ends up talking about having babies. Unfortunately he knows it is my major weakness and that it will draw me in that little bit more when he promises me babies and support. Argh! I must stay strong!
Oh dear, that’s four potential lovers I currently have in tow and all of which have contacted me in one day. Thankfully I didn’t respond to one of them! However I only have real deep feelings for one of them, Drew.

New Years! Woohoo! I'm not drunk - not woohoo!

It has been the usual day... Sitting around in bed, watching TV, surfing the internet, doing bugger all basically. I looked into car-sharing schemes in Somerset, only to find that your company had to be a part of it, which mine typically isn’t. There goes my idea of trying to minimise my own carbon footprint in the new year.
However the night had gotten much more interesting (for several reasons!). At midnight mum and I stood in my window watching the fireworks across the whole town from my window. A couple of our neighbours were doing their usual thing and firing them in their front garden which is the size of the average garden shed/ half the size of a garage. They were typically being rather idiotic and standing only a few feet away from the launch site, the guy didn’t even move away when one firework went straight at him!
We have discovered today that the cat has cystitis. I never even knew they could get it! However, she was quite happily crouching on the beds and anywhere upstairs and desperately trying to pee. Thankfully only little dribbles got onto the beds, but it’s still rather annoying and she managed to keep both myself and mum up all night.
I had some rather mysterious text messages throughout the New years celebrations from numbers which I did not have saved on my phone. I had 3 different people in all who were texting me. I responded to two of the numbers asking who they were, how they got my number and who they were trying to contact. Unfortunately neither would give me a straight answer. They both claim to have been sending group texts which is absolute bull seeing as how they appeared to be very individual messages! One was asking “Have you gone back to yours?” and another was “Hooray, I’m sat on Neil’s sofa. All seems well so far.” The second one was from someone called Neil, very bizarre as he was referring to himself in the third person! It wouldn’t surprise me if Dale has been handing out my number. I may send someone on a tour of Taunton phone boxes to check if my number has been put up in them!