Caught in the Act!

Oh my God, Jenny knows about last night, and how much else she knows, I am oblivious! I was thrilled to see her name on my inbox when I woke up this morning as I haven’t heard from her for nearly a month, however my stomach went through the floor when I read the message.
“Hey hun. I hear that you have been having phone sex with my husband. How is the leg doing?” No kiss at the end, she really must be pissed off and I don’t blame her. Shit, what do you reply to that when you have just been caught cheating with one of your best mates husbands who you happen to have had a threesome with not long ago?! Bloody hell, what a mess!
I sat staring blankly at my phone for what seemed like an age. Shit. Seriously, what am I supposed to say?! “Hey honey, the legs doing great thanks and by the way, yes I am having an affair with your husband. See you soon mate!” No, I couldn’t put that. Firstly, I need to find out how much she knows and how!
I text Lou and he obviously wasn’t in the best of moods and he basically said she was being nosey and he told her that she had pissed him off. Apparently she only read the last message he sent me which could have been one saying he was mopping up his mess or the more innocent saying he was going to sleep but with lots of kisses.
Jenny then sent me another message explaining that she was sat right next to Lou and that she has read everything including what I was sending him now! Doh! How much of a plum did I feel? She added on the end “Why have you gone all shy? It’s not like you haven’t done it before!” Again, no kiss, this was bad, very bad. And what the hell does she mean “not like you haven’t done it before?!” Was she suggesting that I am a complete hussy and have led many husbands astray? Or does she know it wasn’t my first time having phone sex with Lou? Or maybe something else?
I had to try and figure out what was going on, swallowed hard and text Lou. “Tell me the truth, is Jen sat next to you?” “Yes” Shit. She wasn’t trying to trick me then and oh my God! What do I do?!!!
Next thing I know, she has sent me another message, “Hey mate, I am not offended that you text Lou. I found it really funny that he could have waited for me to get home! Sorry to put you in the middle! X” There’s a kiss, that’s promising, but “not offended”, what the fuck?! Unless perhaps she is trying to lull me into a false sense of security and is either going to invite me over or come here and beat the crap out of me? No Kelly, stop being paranoid!
I managed to gather all of my courage and compose a message. “I don’t believe that you are not offended. Yes I had text sex but that’s it. I know I am a crap friend for it and believe me, I feel shit. I’m sorry. X” I think I came across as well as I could in the circumstances!
Then came the phone call. Private number flashed up on the screen and I didn’t even need to think about who it could be, I knew it would be Jenny. I took a deep breath and answered it. There she was with her chirpy voice saying that she honestly didn’t mind! This was very different to the woman who only a few months ago was giving me the third degree about whether I had ever had feelings for her husband, and here she is now telling me this was fine?! I have never felt so confused.
Whilst I was on the phone to Jenny, Lou was texting me on my other number from upstairs. We were both saying how bizarre her reaction was and neither of us could predict what she would do next. However to both of our surprise, she just chatted on the phone to me full of smiles and just like a normal friendly chat. I have never felt so confused. Later Lou text me saying that if Jenny invited me over then I was to say yes and he would try to talk her into having another threesome. I really didn’t think that would be wise considering the circumstances! And thankfully she didn’t ask. I don’t know whether he tried to talk her round during the day or not, however it wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest if he tried. But he did say that he would try to come over tomorrow to see me.