Nother fine and awkward situation!

What a bizarre day yesterday was! These things can only happen to me... I was working alongside my regional manager again and the regions HR manager. It was the first time I had ever met him and boy was it weird! He has the most amazing sexy phone voice, seriously, I could happily orgasm listening to him discuss the latest staff disciplinaries! But as usual, he is nothing compared to his voice! I had to do a double take when he introduced himself. I walked into the back office and presumed that he was a low performing sales consultant waiting to be investigated, but no, the greasy haired guy stood in front of me opened his mouth and I knew the voice… “Hi I’m James, finally we meet!” Hmmm, bang goes all my phone fantasies with him! And for once, bang is not meant in a good way.

Later in the day whilst I was rushing around like a woman possessed, attempting and failing to get as much work done as possible whilst using 3 phones at the same time; the 2 regional staff decided that I had to watch a film clip they had on one of the laptops… They both knew just how dirty my mind can be at times, so obviously when the guy doing a speech in the film says “guys, you just need a couple extra inches”, they both looked straight at me smirking. “Bet you prefer an extra few inches Kel” said my regional manager. After that, how the hell was I supposed to take him seriously?!
About half an hour later, the HR guy was asking me some HR related questions to complete my new payroll account. One of the questions was “Do you have any upper limb disorders?” I put on my cheekiest smile and replied “Only being double jointed”, both of them looked over, their eyes wide… “Come on, lets see it then.” said my regional manager.
I instantly flicked my arms around and clapped my elbows in front of my chest, meaning my cleavage went even more extreme than usual, I thought their eyes were going to pop out of their heads! “Where else are you double jointed then Kelly?” Regional manager asked, starting to shift about in his seat.
“Well, let’s put it this way, I used to show people what to do in auditions for the Circus of Horrors. And I can fit in a bottle the same size as a demi-john.” (A demi-john is a large bottle often used in home brewing).
“Can you fit in that tote?” “Yes”, they both nodded in approval and looked pretty impressed. I am never going to be able to look them both in the eye again! Not only that, how on earth am I ever going to be able to remain professional when assisting with investigations and disciplinary hearings?!

Just another day then!